My partner pointed out recently that she has witnessed me inflict all of the following on acquaintances in the past month: An elaborate explanation of why I’m certain Han shot first, made to an indifferent bar-goer who had referred to it as “that scene in that movie” The chronology of all the games in The Legend of Zelda series with special attention rendered to the intricacies of the split timelines originating in Ocarina of Time A much-too-winded take on why Samwise Gamgee